Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Turning her Batty? Part 1

Being a celebrity in the line of fire or should I say flashing cameras, you'd always expect random and crazy rumours circulating without a midst of truth to base it on. The gay rumour is the ultimate goss that once someone has been fully established in their sector, it will usually grow it's roots and spread. They usually say once you've had the 'gay rumour' attached to you, you've made it - usually I dismiss and laugh it off but theirs a good old few that haven't just been made up in the, fabrication, I mean publication offices of Heat magazine. Here's a few undercover gay's who just need to get some sun light and find the exit sign to their closets: While some of these that may follow you may think Turner, I think you may be getting just a little carried away with excitement. Just ask yourself when was the last time you saw these on the arm of a man?
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First there were the rumours about Ciara being an hermaphrodite (man & lady parts), then she released the Like A Boy video. Was it just me or did she just look like she was getting a little too relaxed in that role!?

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Amber Rose is known for her 'modeling' and all around being a blonde bald accessory on Kanye West's arm, when he wants a change from his Gucci man bag. Who knew that before she was gold digging she was digging out more than she could chew in a long term relationship with a stud. - Case Closed - Official Batty.

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Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. She was that little cute child in Parent Trap, then she went into trapping loads of drugs in her nose and men in her bed. Who knew that it was just a cry for help!? These crazy images of her 'leaked' to the press, a few years ago, involving seductive knife rubbing, but Courtney Kemel was one of the first to spill the beans. It was the blatent relationship with Samantha Ronson that put the full swing into motion on the closet door though. There isn't much to say on this one but who knows if it was all a publicity stunt, to get some attention, or a hype to get the media all in a frenzy!? She surely seems to be back on the cock these days though - Case Closed - Publicity Batty.


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Queen Latifah, where do we start, it all started when the U.S rapper performed an exceptionally believable role as a Lesbian bank robber in Set It Off. Check out an insightful interview she did around the time of Set It Off's release back in 1996 with talk show host, The Rolanda Show (starts at 2.15 mins). She discusses 'playing' in a lesbian role and how it could effect her future etc, seems to me she was testing the waters. Then it was just the general rumour regarding her relationship with her personal trainer and her regular 'no comment' exchanges in interviews when the subject was picked up on. It's not exactly a situation of getting ourselves all worked up over an acting role and a few no comments when asked about personal relationships. She's blatantly a butch homo who loves the muff, don't stop hold yourself back tifah enjoy it, and scream it loud. Case Continues.

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Missy Elliot has never really been the type to be linked to any man. Just because she hasn't doesn't exactly make her a lesbian, she's an independent woman, who's music is ahead of it's time in every way. The rumours began when she was linked to the singer Tweet, who is best known for her single Oops Oh My , which ironically talks on the subject of enjoying the sexual pleasures you can give yourself - without a man, and features Missy. They soon were regularly seen together at award shows and out in public in general. Then ever so recently back in 06 we've heard about her dating, stunning model, Eva Pigford who you may recognise as the winner from American's Next Top Model's Season 3. In an interview with Diva Magazine she was asked about the rumours of her sexuality: - The following is a highlighted point from the whole article.

And what of her own dark secrets? When I ask her what she makes of the rumours that she’s a lesbian, she doesn’t flinch. She keeps eye contact and only slightly avoids the question by talking again about that troubled childhood – she’s currently working with Paramount to direct a story of her difficult youth – ‘I think people are sometimes intimidated when you’re strong like that. And for me, I just feel like, I had a mother that was a single parent. At first she was very dependent on my father – I mean very. Everything was like, “I can’t do this without him”, and when we left him, she became very strong. I picked up so much of her ways. When people see how strong I am, and there’s not a man around, it’s like, “Ok, what’s she doin’?” But I’m never bothered by it. It’s just like, I’m gonna still be strong.’

Turner: That's great Missy but you didn't answer the question do you like a bit of vag?

And if you had a relationship with a woman would you admit to it? ‘Yeah. I feel like, love is love. When you’re growing up, everybody’s always, “You not supposed to do this, you not supposed to do that”, but I feel like no sin is greater than another, and if you say God is love, then that’s what it is. If I was in love, then I’d just have to be like, “Hey, world”.’

Turner: So Missy you was blatantly best pals with Da Brat going around hooking up with woman, you was with Tweet for at least a few years. Don't lie, it's bait as bloody fish thrown out of a boat for a shark.

I mean I would never say what I would never do. When I was 15 I would have said I would have never tried weed so you know…never say never’.

Turner: So you go from avoiding the question, then saying you would admit it, to then saying hey you know what, I'd never say never. That's the get out clause if pictures get leaked isn't it!?

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Rhianna, before all the Chris Brown battery, was just a laid back girl from Barbados singing about getting the DJ to replay and reload her favourite track. Now she's a good girl gone bad, some say devil worshipper, but nevertheless her image from squeaky clean girl to liberalized sexual woman, is extremely clear. Not only from her performances and interviews but from rumours as well as photos that have and are circulating. First there was this image (above) making the mark on the lesbian factor list, then there was the odd but true issue of her tattoo's. One of which marked the sign - XI•IV•LXXXVI (11-04-86) The date is April 11, 86 - it's her assistant and good friend Melissa Forde's Birthday. Good friend ey, I also get all my friends birthdays, favourite types of cheese's etc tattooed on my body. Then there was the recent miss understanding about a quote that got out of hand - check that here, which was when she was asked about her ideal role in her debut film - a gay assassin - and she would love to work next to megan fox who she finds YUMMY. Don't we all rhi rhi, don't we all.

Saturday, 20 March 2010

Welcome...

Welcome to your homeland.

Welcome fellow rainbow munchers to the weird and sort of wonderful world of Turner Batty. You'll find daily humorous rambles, muffin gossip and too be brutally honest just a load of random Lesbian scrabble. Enjoy your stay, come back often - feel free to voice your own little opinions in the form of comments. Before I run off on another fun finger/hand painting pandemic - Salute and be proud of who you're, pride is a stunning thing.

Monday, 18 August 2008